RC vs. Pepsi

"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE-!

*cue jumpy rocking music*

RC stands in one corner, water pouring down his lid, as his opponent, Pepsi, jumps up and down getting pumped. The bell rings and the two fighters begin to move. RC falls and rolls right into Pepsi, knocking him down hard.

"Ouch! That has got to hurt!" screamed the announcer, Dr. Pepper.

"Yes, it does, but his form of rolling was fantastic!" shouted the second announcer, Mt. Dew.

Pepsi quickly regained his footing and slammed into RC. RC quickly retaliated and Pepsi began hitting. They hit each other for several minutes, busting caps and spilling liquid everywhere. Pepsi and RC were halfway empty, all energy almost lost.

Pepsi slammed into RC, knocking him down and spilling more liquid. RC was about to give up. All he had worked for would be lost. It was his last fight, and it was almost over. Then he saw his beloved wife, Crush, and knew he had to finish for her.

In one swift move, RC did a spin hit right into Pepsi, going right through his body, spilling the rest of the can's liquid onto the mat. Pepsi stayed on the ground and lost the fight, and RC stood victorious, soaking in liquid. He raised his cap high, and his wife Crush joined him, and together they shared in his triumph!

The End!